Here are some fashion tips that should've been passed on to some of the attendees of the Humboldt County Fair (not in any particular order)...
1. Look in a mirror before you leave the house.
2. A hot pink bra does not look good under a semi-sheer white t-shirt.
3. Buy a size larger jeans so your muffin top does not explode over the front and sides of your jeans.
4. Wear shorts that are long enough to cover your underwear (and your cellulite).
5. Flannel pajama pants aren't really appropriate to wear to the fair, especially if they say "Naughty and proud of it" on them.
6. If your shirt isn't long enough to cover your muffin top, buy a bigger size.... pretty simple.
7. Remove the size tag from your jeans. Yes, Levis are meant to have them, but most other jeans are not.
8. Cropped shirts, with your belly showing, can be worn by very few girls.... most of us can't. So don't.
9. 5 inch heels to the fair? In the livestock barn? Really? Need I say more....
10. Look in a mirror before you leave the house.
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